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Kids Say The Darndest Things.......
Josey: It is so wierd! Ever since I have been 5 like nothing bad is happening to me.
Mommy: What do you mean nothing bad?
Josey: Like I haven't gotten scratched on my legs or anything.
(Boy she has a short memory of being 5)
Josey: OW! Lilly bit me!
Mommy: Lillian! Did you bite your sister?
Lilly: I was just pinchinf Josey....with my teeth.
Lilly: Jesus Christ loves me!
Mommy: Yes! He does.
Lilly: I want to see him.
Mommy: Me too. Someday we can see him.
Lilly: And give him a big hug. Jesus Christ was born on Christmas Day!
Maddy: (talking to her friend in the car) Have you ever met my dad?
Friend: No
Maddy: Well he's bald......and has spikes of hair sticking out of his head......and a MUSTACHE......like a big mustache.
(I don't think I want to meet that guy.)
Maddy: It's like a blister out there ! (aka blizzard)
Lilly: I HATE CHRISTMAS!
and
Maddy ruined my Christmas.
Lilly: Whats that?
Mommy: Its a high school.
Lilly: I wanna go there!
Mommy: Someday when you are big you can go to high school.
Lilly: I want to go to princess school. I go to princess school!
Mommy: okay.
Maddy: (the girls had been passing notes to each other all afternoon playing some game) Mom can you read Josey's note.....I don't speak her language.
Maddy: (during out family soccer game) Dad I am about ready to show what I can do.
Dad: What are you talking about?
Maddy: You know what I'm talking about.
Maddy and Josey: "LET'S PRETEND!"
Maddy and Josey: JINX!!!!!!!
Maddy and Josey: TEN!!!!!
Maddy: You cheated!
Josey: So did you!
Maddy:.........OK
(Can't you all just remember the jinx days?)
*Mommy: (Josey and Lilly were watching Beauty and the Beast) Josey you are a lot like Belle. You are beautiful AND smart and you love to read just like Belle.
Josey: Yeah...........and I am really funny.
*Daddy: (Laughing as he is trying to dress Lilly for bed and she WILL NOT stop wiggling) You little terd.
Lilly: NO Daddy.....I a princess!
*Josey: Mom......1 question......when can I dress up like a vampire again?
Mom: (thinking=most random question ever asked me.)
*Lilly: (Daddy was BBQing hamburgers) Daddy, you cooking crabby patties?
*Maddy: Everyone is different Josey. Like Mommy has freckles ALL over her but everyone isn't walking around calling her a freckle face.........they did when she was little but now it's like she is totally normal.
Mommy: What do you mean nothing bad?
Josey: Like I haven't gotten scratched on my legs or anything.
(Boy she has a short memory of being 5)
Josey: OW! Lilly bit me!
Mommy: Lillian! Did you bite your sister?
Lilly: I was just pinchinf Josey....with my teeth.
Lilly: Jesus Christ loves me!
Mommy: Yes! He does.
Lilly: I want to see him.
Mommy: Me too. Someday we can see him.
Lilly: And give him a big hug. Jesus Christ was born on Christmas Day!
Maddy: (talking to her friend in the car) Have you ever met my dad?
Friend: No
Maddy: Well he's bald......and has spikes of hair sticking out of his head......and a MUSTACHE......like a big mustache.
(I don't think I want to meet that guy.)
Maddy: It's like a blister out there ! (aka blizzard)
Lilly: I HATE CHRISTMAS!
and
Maddy ruined my Christmas.
Lilly: Whats that?
Mommy: Its a high school.
Lilly: I wanna go there!
Mommy: Someday when you are big you can go to high school.
Lilly: I want to go to princess school. I go to princess school!
Mommy: okay.
Maddy: (the girls had been passing notes to each other all afternoon playing some game) Mom can you read Josey's note.....I don't speak her language.
Maddy: (during out family soccer game) Dad I am about ready to show what I can do.
Dad: What are you talking about?
Maddy: You know what I'm talking about.
Maddy and Josey: "LET'S PRETEND!"
Maddy and Josey: JINX!!!!!!!
Maddy and Josey: TEN!!!!!
Maddy: You cheated!
Josey: So did you!
Maddy:.........OK
(Can't you all just remember the jinx days?)
*Mommy: (Josey and Lilly were watching Beauty and the Beast) Josey you are a lot like Belle. You are beautiful AND smart and you love to read just like Belle.
Josey: Yeah...........and I am really funny.
*Daddy: (Laughing as he is trying to dress Lilly for bed and she WILL NOT stop wiggling) You little terd.
Lilly: NO Daddy.....I a princess!
*Josey: Mom......1 question......when can I dress up like a vampire again?
Mom: (thinking=most random question ever asked me.)
*Lilly: (Daddy was BBQing hamburgers) Daddy, you cooking crabby patties?
*Maddy: Everyone is different Josey. Like Mommy has freckles ALL over her but everyone isn't walking around calling her a freckle face.........they did when she was little but now it's like she is totally normal.
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About Me
- Castiel Moyes
- Hello there my fellow nerdlings! My name is Cassy! I have three younger sisters and a dog named buddy. We live in Oregon and I attened OCHS. I'm the oldest with Josey (12) behind me and Lilly (9) and ivy (4) and Buddy (3). I will be trying to post once a day with random Fandom (I'm so sorry I had to) junk and updates on my crazy life!
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Too Funny!!
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