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Kids Say The Darndest Things.......
Josey: It is so wierd! Ever since I have been 5 like nothing bad is happening to me.
Mommy: What do you mean nothing bad?
Josey: Like I haven't gotten scratched on my legs or anything.
(Boy she has a short memory of being 5)
Josey: OW! Lilly bit me!
Mommy: Lillian! Did you bite your sister?
Lilly: I was just pinchinf Josey....with my teeth.
Lilly: Jesus Christ loves me!
Mommy: Yes! He does.
Lilly: I want to see him.
Mommy: Me too. Someday we can see him.
Lilly: And give him a big hug. Jesus Christ was born on Christmas Day!
Maddy: (talking to her friend in the car) Have you ever met my dad?
Friend: No
Maddy: Well he's bald......and has spikes of hair sticking out of his head......and a MUSTACHE......like a big mustache.
(I don't think I want to meet that guy.)
Maddy: It's like a blister out there ! (aka blizzard)
Lilly: I HATE CHRISTMAS!
and
Maddy ruined my Christmas.
Lilly: Whats that?
Mommy: Its a high school.
Lilly: I wanna go there!
Mommy: Someday when you are big you can go to high school.
Lilly: I want to go to princess school. I go to princess school!
Mommy: okay.
Maddy: (the girls had been passing notes to each other all afternoon playing some game) Mom can you read Josey's note.....I don't speak her language.
Maddy: (during out family soccer game) Dad I am about ready to show what I can do.
Dad: What are you talking about?
Maddy: You know what I'm talking about.
Maddy and Josey: "LET'S PRETEND!"
Maddy and Josey: JINX!!!!!!!
Maddy and Josey: TEN!!!!!
Maddy: You cheated!
Josey: So did you!
Maddy:.........OK
(Can't you all just remember the jinx days?)
*Mommy: (Josey and Lilly were watching Beauty and the Beast) Josey you are a lot like Belle. You are beautiful AND smart and you love to read just like Belle.
Josey: Yeah...........and I am really funny.
*Daddy: (Laughing as he is trying to dress Lilly for bed and she WILL NOT stop wiggling) You little terd.
Lilly: NO Daddy.....I a princess!
*Josey: Mom......1 question......when can I dress up like a vampire again?
Mom: (thinking=most random question ever asked me.)
*Lilly: (Daddy was BBQing hamburgers) Daddy, you cooking crabby patties?
*Maddy: Everyone is different Josey. Like Mommy has freckles ALL over her but everyone isn't walking around calling her a freckle face.........they did when she was little but now it's like she is totally normal.
Mommy: What do you mean nothing bad?
Josey: Like I haven't gotten scratched on my legs or anything.
(Boy she has a short memory of being 5)
Josey: OW! Lilly bit me!
Mommy: Lillian! Did you bite your sister?
Lilly: I was just pinchinf Josey....with my teeth.
Lilly: Jesus Christ loves me!
Mommy: Yes! He does.
Lilly: I want to see him.
Mommy: Me too. Someday we can see him.
Lilly: And give him a big hug. Jesus Christ was born on Christmas Day!
Maddy: (talking to her friend in the car) Have you ever met my dad?
Friend: No
Maddy: Well he's bald......and has spikes of hair sticking out of his head......and a MUSTACHE......like a big mustache.
(I don't think I want to meet that guy.)
Maddy: It's like a blister out there ! (aka blizzard)
Lilly: I HATE CHRISTMAS!
and
Maddy ruined my Christmas.
Lilly: Whats that?
Mommy: Its a high school.
Lilly: I wanna go there!
Mommy: Someday when you are big you can go to high school.
Lilly: I want to go to princess school. I go to princess school!
Mommy: okay.
Maddy: (the girls had been passing notes to each other all afternoon playing some game) Mom can you read Josey's note.....I don't speak her language.
Maddy: (during out family soccer game) Dad I am about ready to show what I can do.
Dad: What are you talking about?
Maddy: You know what I'm talking about.
Maddy and Josey: "LET'S PRETEND!"
Maddy and Josey: JINX!!!!!!!
Maddy and Josey: TEN!!!!!
Maddy: You cheated!
Josey: So did you!
Maddy:.........OK
(Can't you all just remember the jinx days?)
*Mommy: (Josey and Lilly were watching Beauty and the Beast) Josey you are a lot like Belle. You are beautiful AND smart and you love to read just like Belle.
Josey: Yeah...........and I am really funny.
*Daddy: (Laughing as he is trying to dress Lilly for bed and she WILL NOT stop wiggling) You little terd.
Lilly: NO Daddy.....I a princess!
*Josey: Mom......1 question......when can I dress up like a vampire again?
Mom: (thinking=most random question ever asked me.)
*Lilly: (Daddy was BBQing hamburgers) Daddy, you cooking crabby patties?
*Maddy: Everyone is different Josey. Like Mommy has freckles ALL over her but everyone isn't walking around calling her a freckle face.........they did when she was little but now it's like she is totally normal.
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- Castiel Moyes
- Hello there my fellow nerdlings! My name is Cassy! I have three younger sisters and a dog named buddy. We live in Oregon and I attened OCHS. I'm the oldest with Josey (12) behind me and Lilly (9) and ivy (4) and Buddy (3). I will be trying to post once a day with random Fandom (I'm so sorry I had to) junk and updates on my crazy life!
4 comments:
I feel your pain right about now---found out this afternoon that our friend from Australia is in town and wants to come to church with us and then Andrew invited them over for dinner. My house right now is seriously a disaster, I swear I'll be up all night cleaning and stashing clutter. It seems as I clean up a mess, another one is being made---such is life :)
I think that when you clean the house you should be allowed to cage your children.
Of course, Liz. That is what I do, doesn't everyone?
LOL! Lilly seems EXACTLY like Charlotte! Don't you just want to pull your hair out some days!?!
Gotta love them! :)
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