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Kids Say The Darndest Things.......
Josey: It is so wierd! Ever since I have been 5 like nothing bad is happening to me.
Mommy: What do you mean nothing bad?
Josey: Like I haven't gotten scratched on my legs or anything.
(Boy she has a short memory of being 5)
Josey: OW! Lilly bit me!
Mommy: Lillian! Did you bite your sister?
Lilly: I was just pinchinf Josey....with my teeth.
Lilly: Jesus Christ loves me!
Mommy: Yes! He does.
Lilly: I want to see him.
Mommy: Me too. Someday we can see him.
Lilly: And give him a big hug. Jesus Christ was born on Christmas Day!
Maddy: (talking to her friend in the car) Have you ever met my dad?
Friend: No
Maddy: Well he's bald......and has spikes of hair sticking out of his head......and a MUSTACHE......like a big mustache.
(I don't think I want to meet that guy.)
Maddy: It's like a blister out there ! (aka blizzard)
Lilly: I HATE CHRISTMAS!
and
Maddy ruined my Christmas.
Lilly: Whats that?
Mommy: Its a high school.
Lilly: I wanna go there!
Mommy: Someday when you are big you can go to high school.
Lilly: I want to go to princess school. I go to princess school!
Mommy: okay.
Maddy: (the girls had been passing notes to each other all afternoon playing some game) Mom can you read Josey's note.....I don't speak her language.
Maddy: (during out family soccer game) Dad I am about ready to show what I can do.
Dad: What are you talking about?
Maddy: You know what I'm talking about.
Maddy and Josey: "LET'S PRETEND!"
Maddy and Josey: JINX!!!!!!!
Maddy and Josey: TEN!!!!!
Maddy: You cheated!
Josey: So did you!
Maddy:.........OK
(Can't you all just remember the jinx days?)
*Mommy: (Josey and Lilly were watching Beauty and the Beast) Josey you are a lot like Belle. You are beautiful AND smart and you love to read just like Belle.
Josey: Yeah...........and I am really funny.
*Daddy: (Laughing as he is trying to dress Lilly for bed and she WILL NOT stop wiggling) You little terd.
Lilly: NO Daddy.....I a princess!
*Josey: Mom......1 question......when can I dress up like a vampire again?
Mom: (thinking=most random question ever asked me.)
*Lilly: (Daddy was BBQing hamburgers) Daddy, you cooking crabby patties?
*Maddy: Everyone is different Josey. Like Mommy has freckles ALL over her but everyone isn't walking around calling her a freckle face.........they did when she was little but now it's like she is totally normal.
Mommy: What do you mean nothing bad?
Josey: Like I haven't gotten scratched on my legs or anything.
(Boy she has a short memory of being 5)
Josey: OW! Lilly bit me!
Mommy: Lillian! Did you bite your sister?
Lilly: I was just pinchinf Josey....with my teeth.
Lilly: Jesus Christ loves me!
Mommy: Yes! He does.
Lilly: I want to see him.
Mommy: Me too. Someday we can see him.
Lilly: And give him a big hug. Jesus Christ was born on Christmas Day!
Maddy: (talking to her friend in the car) Have you ever met my dad?
Friend: No
Maddy: Well he's bald......and has spikes of hair sticking out of his head......and a MUSTACHE......like a big mustache.
(I don't think I want to meet that guy.)
Maddy: It's like a blister out there ! (aka blizzard)
Lilly: I HATE CHRISTMAS!
and
Maddy ruined my Christmas.
Lilly: Whats that?
Mommy: Its a high school.
Lilly: I wanna go there!
Mommy: Someday when you are big you can go to high school.
Lilly: I want to go to princess school. I go to princess school!
Mommy: okay.
Maddy: (the girls had been passing notes to each other all afternoon playing some game) Mom can you read Josey's note.....I don't speak her language.
Maddy: (during out family soccer game) Dad I am about ready to show what I can do.
Dad: What are you talking about?
Maddy: You know what I'm talking about.
Maddy and Josey: "LET'S PRETEND!"
Maddy and Josey: JINX!!!!!!!
Maddy and Josey: TEN!!!!!
Maddy: You cheated!
Josey: So did you!
Maddy:.........OK
(Can't you all just remember the jinx days?)
*Mommy: (Josey and Lilly were watching Beauty and the Beast) Josey you are a lot like Belle. You are beautiful AND smart and you love to read just like Belle.
Josey: Yeah...........and I am really funny.
*Daddy: (Laughing as he is trying to dress Lilly for bed and she WILL NOT stop wiggling) You little terd.
Lilly: NO Daddy.....I a princess!
*Josey: Mom......1 question......when can I dress up like a vampire again?
Mom: (thinking=most random question ever asked me.)
*Lilly: (Daddy was BBQing hamburgers) Daddy, you cooking crabby patties?
*Maddy: Everyone is different Josey. Like Mommy has freckles ALL over her but everyone isn't walking around calling her a freckle face.........they did when she was little but now it's like she is totally normal.
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- Castiel Moyes
- Hello there my fellow nerdlings! My name is Cassy! I have three younger sisters and a dog named buddy. We live in Oregon and I attened OCHS. I'm the oldest with Josey (12) behind me and Lilly (9) and ivy (4) and Buddy (3). I will be trying to post once a day with random Fandom (I'm so sorry I had to) junk and updates on my crazy life!
7 comments:
That cracks me up! It is so totally true! I really wonder how Jake made it 2 years without a woman around to do it all!!
ha ha ha.....So true. They are such babies with stuff like that. Hey, i wish I could take a sick day and just stay in bed and sleep all day long like they do...oh wait, I have to take care of whiny kids no matter what even when I want to fall over dead!! :)
Nice. :)
Love the new layout.
Spending time with your girls and hubby sounds a lot funner than laundry. I was impressed with your list though. When you figure out how to make it all stop let me know, I would love to know too. Maybe when the kids are grown, out of the house, and we can afford a maid. LOL. I really don't wish for this though. Life goes too fast as is.
Happy New Year!
Oh, that's so funny but so true--men are such babies when it comes to being sick!! They lay around and moan---then when us women are sick we're driving carpool, running errands, doing laundry and cooking dinner!!!
So unfair!!
SO so so funny and true!!
I am laughing so hard right now. Aaron had been sick and I swear he is the WORST!!! So last night I wasn't feeling good, so I thought I am going to give it back to him. I made him bring me something to eat in bed and a water, and anything I could think of. I even asked him nicely if he would get up with Gracie at 6:30 this morning. He did, but when he left for work he was so mad. I love it. The sad thing is that he doesn't get it.
Hey Jessica...I kind of have a favor to ask. Do you think Dustin would have time to talk to Nick on the phone about a non compete contract he has with his work? He just wanted to get his opinion on it. If he is too busy no worries. If he does have time could you email me his phone number? My email is Lyman_54@hotmail.com Thanks!
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