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Kids Say The Darndest Things.......
Josey: It is so wierd! Ever since I have been 5 like nothing bad is happening to me.
Mommy: What do you mean nothing bad?
Josey: Like I haven't gotten scratched on my legs or anything.
(Boy she has a short memory of being 5)
Josey: OW! Lilly bit me!
Mommy: Lillian! Did you bite your sister?
Lilly: I was just pinchinf Josey....with my teeth.
Lilly: Jesus Christ loves me!
Mommy: Yes! He does.
Lilly: I want to see him.
Mommy: Me too. Someday we can see him.
Lilly: And give him a big hug. Jesus Christ was born on Christmas Day!
Maddy: (talking to her friend in the car) Have you ever met my dad?
Friend: No
Maddy: Well he's bald......and has spikes of hair sticking out of his head......and a MUSTACHE......like a big mustache.
(I don't think I want to meet that guy.)
Maddy: It's like a blister out there ! (aka blizzard)
Lilly: I HATE CHRISTMAS!
and
Maddy ruined my Christmas.
Lilly: Whats that?
Mommy: Its a high school.
Lilly: I wanna go there!
Mommy: Someday when you are big you can go to high school.
Lilly: I want to go to princess school. I go to princess school!
Mommy: okay.
Maddy: (the girls had been passing notes to each other all afternoon playing some game) Mom can you read Josey's note.....I don't speak her language.
Maddy: (during out family soccer game) Dad I am about ready to show what I can do.
Dad: What are you talking about?
Maddy: You know what I'm talking about.
Maddy and Josey: "LET'S PRETEND!"
Maddy and Josey: JINX!!!!!!!
Maddy and Josey: TEN!!!!!
Maddy: You cheated!
Josey: So did you!
Maddy:.........OK
(Can't you all just remember the jinx days?)
*Mommy: (Josey and Lilly were watching Beauty and the Beast) Josey you are a lot like Belle. You are beautiful AND smart and you love to read just like Belle.
Josey: Yeah...........and I am really funny.
*Daddy: (Laughing as he is trying to dress Lilly for bed and she WILL NOT stop wiggling) You little terd.
Lilly: NO Daddy.....I a princess!
*Josey: Mom......1 question......when can I dress up like a vampire again?
Mom: (thinking=most random question ever asked me.)
*Lilly: (Daddy was BBQing hamburgers) Daddy, you cooking crabby patties?
*Maddy: Everyone is different Josey. Like Mommy has freckles ALL over her but everyone isn't walking around calling her a freckle face.........they did when she was little but now it's like she is totally normal.
Mommy: What do you mean nothing bad?
Josey: Like I haven't gotten scratched on my legs or anything.
(Boy she has a short memory of being 5)
Josey: OW! Lilly bit me!
Mommy: Lillian! Did you bite your sister?
Lilly: I was just pinchinf Josey....with my teeth.
Lilly: Jesus Christ loves me!
Mommy: Yes! He does.
Lilly: I want to see him.
Mommy: Me too. Someday we can see him.
Lilly: And give him a big hug. Jesus Christ was born on Christmas Day!
Maddy: (talking to her friend in the car) Have you ever met my dad?
Friend: No
Maddy: Well he's bald......and has spikes of hair sticking out of his head......and a MUSTACHE......like a big mustache.
(I don't think I want to meet that guy.)
Maddy: It's like a blister out there ! (aka blizzard)
Lilly: I HATE CHRISTMAS!
and
Maddy ruined my Christmas.
Lilly: Whats that?
Mommy: Its a high school.
Lilly: I wanna go there!
Mommy: Someday when you are big you can go to high school.
Lilly: I want to go to princess school. I go to princess school!
Mommy: okay.
Maddy: (the girls had been passing notes to each other all afternoon playing some game) Mom can you read Josey's note.....I don't speak her language.
Maddy: (during out family soccer game) Dad I am about ready to show what I can do.
Dad: What are you talking about?
Maddy: You know what I'm talking about.
Maddy and Josey: "LET'S PRETEND!"
Maddy and Josey: JINX!!!!!!!
Maddy and Josey: TEN!!!!!
Maddy: You cheated!
Josey: So did you!
Maddy:.........OK
(Can't you all just remember the jinx days?)
*Mommy: (Josey and Lilly were watching Beauty and the Beast) Josey you are a lot like Belle. You are beautiful AND smart and you love to read just like Belle.
Josey: Yeah...........and I am really funny.
*Daddy: (Laughing as he is trying to dress Lilly for bed and she WILL NOT stop wiggling) You little terd.
Lilly: NO Daddy.....I a princess!
*Josey: Mom......1 question......when can I dress up like a vampire again?
Mom: (thinking=most random question ever asked me.)
*Lilly: (Daddy was BBQing hamburgers) Daddy, you cooking crabby patties?
*Maddy: Everyone is different Josey. Like Mommy has freckles ALL over her but everyone isn't walking around calling her a freckle face.........they did when she was little but now it's like she is totally normal.
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- Castiel Moyes
- Hello there my fellow nerdlings! My name is Cassy! I have three younger sisters and a dog named buddy. We live in Oregon and I attened OCHS. I'm the oldest with Josey (12) behind me and Lilly (9) and ivy (4) and Buddy (3). I will be trying to post once a day with random Fandom (I'm so sorry I had to) junk and updates on my crazy life!
4 comments:
don't even tell me that is true story!?!?!? i would scream at the top of my lungs and hope that there aren't any spider eggs under there. haha... am i freaking you our now?
Are you serious? I would freak out so bad!!!! There is NO WAY I would be able to sleep in that bed that night!!! I shouldn't have read this before going to bed!!!!
Unfortunantley we have had that expirience here also! The spiders are huge and everywhere. It has been nice to not have them since it's so cold right now, but the bug man is coming in Feb to get a head start on what comes in Spring and Summer! There is one kind of spider that is really freaky here- it carries it's eggs on it's back so when you squish it it opens the eggs and you have hundreds of tiny spiders going everywhere! I'm not exagurating either- it's nasty! We had that fun in the garage at least- Darrell was pounding as many as he could with the broom and sweeping them out, I was pouring cups of water on them trying to drown them - we didn't have any bug spray! Fun times!
I have a worse story....one night I was reading caitlyn a bedtime story and she was all tucked in...then over her pillow crawled a spider....being the protective mom that I am I yanked the pillow out from under her bed and ran out into the living room screaming for Jeff to kill it. Jeff smashed it really good. POOR CAITLYN...she looked under her pillow for spiders every night for two weeks. OK..so I OVERREACTED! Now my kid has aracnophobia!
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